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Comedian Hilariously Imagines What Dogs Would Say If They Could Talk

One comedian, Jonnie W., hilariously imagined what dogs would say if they could talk. Most people, even those who dont have pets, still love and appreciate animals and the joy they can and do bring people. However, for those who do have pets, most absolutely love their animals and would do anything in their power for their cat or dog. If little Sparky or Tiger needed something, pet owners would not rest until that need was fulfilled. Pet owners are a giving group of people. They do most things for their pets without thinking twice about it. Another thing that most pet owners do is talk to their pets. Yes, we know animals cannot respond verbally or likely even understand much of what were saying, but that doesnt stop the conversation from happening on our end. But what if our cute, furry, four-legged friend did have the ability to speak? Jonnie W. imagines how they might respond to us. What he comes up with is bound to have you double over in laughter. The clip begins with Jonnie referencing talking dog videos on social media. Please tell me you understand your dog would not say, I love you if it could talk, he said. Your dogs had it up to here with you. OK? If your dog could talk, itd be more like this, Hey, I really appreciate this dry kibble youve been feeding me. Oh, a juicy steak sandwich for you? Well, good you earned it, buddy. Jonnie also believes a talking dog would address what so many pet owners do to their pets: talk to them while using baby talk. And for the last time, will you stop with the baby talk? Jonnie says. I am 47 years old. I am a grown-up, and I expect to be treated as such. Genesis 1:21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moves, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

Comedian's Hysterical Takes On Driving, Speeding and The Passing Lane

One comedian, Mike James, gave his absolutely hysterical takes on driving, speeding and the passing lane. For most people, driving is an activity they spend a lot of time doing. Many individuals drive dailyat least to and from work Monday through Friday. Sure, in some places like New York City, Boston, Washington D.C., Chicago and San Francisco, public transportation is widely used, making driving a car unnecessary. But driving a car is a must for people who live in other places than major metropolitan areas. Whenever you spend a massive amount of time doing anything, youre bound to find something about it that annoys or irritates you. Its simply going to happen. You can likely easily name a handful of things that rub you the wrong way about driving or, more specifically, other drivers. In a clip posted on YouTube, comedian Mike James hilariously addresses all those driving annoyances. One of Mikes biggest pet peeves regarding other drivers is those who turn their turn signals on and never execute a turn. What exactly are they doing anyway? If you ever get in front of me and leave your blinker on, I will follow you to your house, Mike said. Im going to pull up in your driveway, roll that window down, Turn that blinker off! And show me how to get home; Im lost. Ive been following you for two hours! Another big problem with driving today is that people cannot be away from their phones for more than a few minutes. Mike hysterically explains how he would handle such a situation. Another area likely to irritate drivers is when people fail to use the left lane properly. As Mike uproariously states, the left lane is for passing and not using it as a place to drive even slower. And a lot of people dont know what the left lane is for, Mike said. The left lane is the law-breaking lane, right! If you dont plan on breaking the law, dont get your slow, speed-limit-driving behind over there. We dont need you regulating our speed; we might want a ticket. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

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New Brad Stine Has Issues Podcast episode goes out every Monday, 7PM CT. Listen to wherever you get your podcasts. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/officialbradstine/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bradstine.godscomic/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/bradstinehasissues X: https://twitter.com/bradstine TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bradstinecomedy Visit Brad's Website: http://www.bradstine.com/ Welcome to the New America. Dubbed 'God's Comic' by the New Yorker, for 16-years, Brad Stine has been the comedic trailblazer of politically incorrect, Christian and Conservative comedy. His new show, 'Brad Stine Has Issues', covers cultural issues with his signature brand of comedic sarcasm and satire with insight that will be appreciated by everyone who loves laughter, liberty, and the freedom to tell the truth without fear. #PCFree #BradStineHasIssues

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Brad Stine Has Issues Podcast goes LIVE on Youtube every Monday, 7PM CT. Listen to the full episode wherever you get your podcasts. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/officialbradstine/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bradstine.godscomic/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/bradstinehasissues X: https://twitter.com/bradstine TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@bradstinecomedy Visit Brad's Website: http://www.bradstine.com/ Welcome to the New America. Dubbed 'God's Comic' by the New Yorker, for 16-years, Brad Stine has been the comedic trailblazer of politically incorrect, Christian and Conservative comedy. His new show, 'Brad Stine Has Issues', covers cultural issues with his signature brand of comedic sarcasm and satire with insight that will be appreciated by everyone who loves laughter, liberty, and the freedom to tell the truth without fear. #PCFree #BradStineHasIssues