Skits

Youll laugh (and relate) to this take on the rising cost of child care. The price of keeping your children safe and sound has increased significantly. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see just how much the cost of child care has gone up over the years. Everything, and I do mean everything, has gone up in price and continues to do so, regularly and at lightning speed. Sadly, given how much everything has increased, this, of course, means that your dollar and mine dont go as far as they did in past years. Even if you dont want to admit it, its as clear as day and the evidence is everywhere we look the grocery store, the gas pump and all those bills. In times like these, when the cost of everything is rapidly increasing, families must do what they have to do, which typically means cutting costs and scrimping and saving where possible. Letting go of some things like vacations, those streaming subscriptions and waiting a little longer to purchase that new shirt or pair of pants. Unfortunately, those cost-cutting measures can only go so far. Some things, like food and shelter, are necessary. In a clip posted on YouTube, a comedian shows how the cost of child care has increased considerably over the years, reaching an insane level today. Hilariously, the skit begins with Then, as the father opens the door while thanking the sitter for looking after his four children for eight hours, he announces. He then hands over a laughably tiny amount a couple of dollars and a handful of change. That seems to have satisfied his child care debt. Next, in todays day and age, the father opens the door, and without hesitation, forks over an undisclosed eye-popping amount of money. While trying to keep a brave face during the interaction, the father eventually breaks down. Just because our wallets and our bank accounts may be taking a hit due to the rapid price increases of everything, that doesnt mean our sense of humor and laughter have to. Hey, laughing is one of the very few things that does not cost you anything. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A teacher turned his students comments into a gospel tune, and its hilarious. The unexpectedly creative and funny display will have you laughing long after the song and the clip come to an end. Watch the short, but hysterical clip to hear the teachers gospel song. Teaching is not an easy profession, and anyone who says otherwise is badly mistaken. Those in the educational field are tasked with imparting wisdom and knowledge to the next generation. They are literally shaping and molding our countrys youth. A teachers actions in the classroom will have repercussions for years to come. One big reason why teaching is often such a challenging career is that its nearly impossible to share knowledge with someone who isnt willing to listen and learn. In those cases, when children arent so keen on sitting and hearing an entire lecture, educators have to get creative. They will use less conventional routes to reach students and, in many ways, become entertainers. Students who are interested and engaged are more likely to remember, learn and absorb the information, facts and figures the teacher is sharing with the class. Think back on your own educational journey. What classes and teachers do you most remember? Of course, its those men and women who made learning fun and interesting. That is exactly what one educator does, and he has gotten very creative with his latest clip posted on YouTube. In the video, the teacher used comments he heard his students say in his classroom, and made them into a song, a gospel song, to be exact. The lyrics are not ones you would typically hear in a gospel tune, or any song for that matter. However, they are still laugh-out-loud hilarious, and show that this teacher has a sense of humor and does not take himself too seriously. You know, given this teachers humor and creativity, his students are likely to enjoy his class very much. James 3:1 Do not all be teachers, my brothers, because we teachers will be judged more harshly than others.

John Crists church date skit is hilariously awkward. For the couple, things start on an uncomfortable, clumsy note and only get worse from there. Watch the short but hysterical clip to witness the couples painfully awkward date at church. Dating is not always easy. In fact, more often than not, the process of finding a mate can be uncomfortable, intolerable and even downright excruciatingly painful. Basically, its a trial-and-error process, where the more bad dates someone goes on, the better their odds of encountering Mr. or Mrs. Right, or at least thats the conventional thinking would go. While dating, a process of elimination is taking place. A person, when going out on a date, discovers the kind of person they are hoping to find. The people who do not meet these requirements or qualifications, whatever they may be, are eliminated from consideration, and then people go from there, spending time with one another. Does this relationship have legs? Will this work? Will it not, and if not, why not? For Christians, one way to decide whether a relationship has staying power and a future is to take them to church. How will they react and what will they think of the service? There is only one way to find out, right? In a clip posted on YouTube, a couple goes on a date to church. It begins with the couple taking their seats in the sanctuary, settling in for the service. While they are both looking straight ahead and participating throughout the service, their minds are anywhere but on what is happening in front of them. Instead, both of them are constantly wondering what the other is thinking and feeling about the service. They are also making snap judgments about each other, worrying about whether they should do this or that and how their actions might be interpreted by the other person. Given how awkward and strange this date went, Im guessing there werent any others after this one. 2 Timothy 2:22 But keep yourself from those desires of the flesh which are strong when the body is young, and go after righteousness, faith, love, peace, with those prayers go up to the Lord from a clean heart.

She received hilarious marriage advice from an unexpected source. Who knew this kind of department was available to dispense words of wisdom and help during marital disagreements? Watch the short but hysterical clip to see where and to whom this woman turned when she was looking for answers. Relationships are not easy. They are often challenging and tricky to navigate, with no two problems, disagreements or spats exactly the same. Sure, some may have a few similarities here and there, but each relationship issue and problem will have its own unique twist, and thats what can make it so hard to know how to maneuver and proceed. That is especially true when problems arise in a marriage. Anyone who says that marriage is this constant, everlasting state of bliss and happiness is either fooling themselves, incredibly nave or isnt married. Problems and disagreements will come from time to time in a marriage. Its human nature to disagree; completely agreeing with someone 100 percent of the time, even a spouse, is not a possibility. But thankfully, when these issues do arise, there are many sources we can turn to for help and guidance. As a clip posted on YouTube imagines, what would it be like if we could simply call a toll-free helpline and ask for help? What would happen if there were a human resource department dedicated solely to marriage? Im guessing people would probably try it out. Whether it would work or not is an entirely different story. Look, he keeps sighing real loud and says nothings wrong, the woman recalled to her marriage HR representative. It feels emotionally hostile. Maam, have you tried turning him off and turning him back on again? the HR representative asks. He claims he dont know how to fix the dishwasher, but somehow he always knows how to fix his bass boat, she adds later. That does sound frustrating, the woman on the other end of the line responds. Please allow five to seven business days for him to realize he was wrong. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

When kids need to be or are asked to be quiet, but this will inevitably happen. Most youngsters do not seem to understand the need to control and lower their volume. Watch the short but hilarious clip that perfectly demonstrates how, when asked to be quiet, children will be anything but silent. There is nothing like being a parent. No experience on earth will ever compare to raising a little one and watching them grow and learn. No mother or father would trade a single, solitary moment with their children for anything in the world. Those memories, even the ones that dont seem so pleasant in the moment, will soon become cherished and treasured as those little ones grow. Every day with a little one is different. No two days will be completely the same, but thats part of the fun, right? Whenever you think youve got this parenting completely figured out, youll quickly discover that youve still got a lot to learn. All parents know and understand how children are full of surprises, both the good and the bad kind. Another thing all parents know very well is that every child lacks volume control. Given their young age and limited life experience, they do not understand when or why they need to be quiet and speak in whispers. Hilariously enough, when children do attempt to whisper, it usually comes out just as loud as if they were shouting it to the entire room. A clip posted on YouTube shows a couple of instances in which quiet and whispering would have been helpful and appreciated, but the little one was just not capable of doing that. In one of the videos scenarios, the child wants to say hello to a sleeping baby. The child is informed that greeting the baby is possible, but that they must be extremely quiet to avoid disturbing the babys slumber. Every parent knows how this will end for sure. Also, another situation familiar to every parent is trying to talk on the phone while a toddler loudly tries to get your attention, making it impossible to carry on the conversation. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

A mom showed why feeding toddlers is never a boring task. Getting a child to eat food should not be this difficult, but it is every single time. Watch the short but hilarious clip of a mother battling to get her child to eat, a situation that is, unfortunately, familiar to every parent. There is nothing better than being a parent. Its a blessing unlike any other on Earth. Yes, its tiring, and those little ones can get on your nerves, often even pushing you to what feels like to the edge of your sanity. But lets be honest, parents: despite all that struggle and everything your children may put you through, you wouldnt trade those experiences and moments for anything in the world. As great and wonderful as being a parent is, children will certainly try your patience and push boundaries in various ways. What good are boundaries if we dont know how far they go, right? Or that must be what most children are thinking when they do the very thing you told them 150 times not to do. One of the ways children test their parents will and resolve is during mealtime. Getting a child to eat is like pulling teeth. In fact, extracting those pearly whites may be an easier, much less painful experience. In a clip posted on YouTube, a mother does everything she can to get her little one to eat. However, the youngster, despite all of moms concerted effort, refuses to cooperate, choosing to put up a fight at every move. In the video, the woman, playing both roles, is a mother and a child, and the two go back and forth in a battle of wills over lunch. Mom wants nothing more than for her child to eat, and the little one does everything she can to aggravate and annoy her mother. Again, most parents can very much relate to this situation, likely having lived through these exact scenarios. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

A churchs chief financial officer broke down salvation costs in a hysterical skit. The CFO actually looked into the numbers and quantified how much the church spent saving people from eternal damnation. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see and hear how this number-cruncher came up with this insane statistic. How much is someones eternal, everlasting soul worth? Yes, thats a really odd and unexpected question. Someones soul is priceless, right? There is nothing more precious and important than the state of our soul. There is really no way to put a price on such a thing. However, we could and should be willing to spend any amount of money and do anything to keep someone from being in hell for eternity. Businesses and organizations are always looking to cut costs and keep expenses low while maintaining high profitability. While it might seem impossible to place a price on someones eternal salvation, it turns out that some churches have figured out a way to do it, or at least one is doing it anyway. A clip posted on YouTube shows that one church, specifically its CFO, has placed a price on salvation. In the hilarious skit from John Crist, the person from no business or organization, their number cruncher, ominously enters the room. He then starts laying down some hard financial truths, including the high cost the church incurs per salvation. Its something that no one ever wants to hear. You cant put a price on salvation, John and his fellow church employee say in unison. Actually, you can, the CFO responds. Our outreach and advertising program combined with our Sunday morning cost, the underwater film crew for the baptistry, our model show new salvation cost $22,457.31. But thats not all; the CFO continues to lay into the two church employees, noting that, compared to other churches in the area, this cost is extraordinarily high. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

What happens when Midwest nice meets the bank? The results are obviously hilarious. You will be laughing long after this skit about a Midwesterner working at a bank ends. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see how Midwest nice and the banking system make a perfect and hilarious pair. Each region of the country has things its known for; characteristics and traits that help set it apart from all the others. Those who reside in the Northeast are known for their thick, heavy Boston and New York accents. Arguably, though, they are best known for being straightforward and very direct, so much so that it borders on needlessly confrontational. On the other hand, Southern Californians are typically seen as very laid-back and spending a lot of time on the beach. However, when it comes to those who live in the middle part of the country, the Midwest, they are often considered some of the nicest people youll ever encounter. Its become such a thing that a term has been coined to describe their pleasant temperament and overly sunny disposition: Midwest nice. If youre somehow unfamiliar with Midwest nice, a clip posted on YouTube hilariously captures Midwest nice on display at the bank. Hysterically, a customer approaches a bank teller and mentions that he would like to deposit money into an account. His efforts, however, are halted when the bank employee informs the customer, We dont like to talk about money here. Also, in the clip, a customer is using the banks drive-through teller system. This should have been a quick deposit or withdrawal, but the Midwest employee engages in a conversation, asking about the customers family, the weather and his truck. They continue talking even as other vehicles are heard honking. Midwesterners really are nice people who will go out of their way to help you, even when it inconveniences them. Being considered unfriendly, impolite or inhospitable would be a nightmare scenario for a Midwesterner. Ephesians 4:32 And be kind to one another, full of pity, having forgiveness for one another, even as God in Christ had forgiveness for you.

This hilarious take on workplace meetings is painfully accurate. Youve likely felt and thought the exact same thing about meetings at one point or another. Watch the short but hysterical clip that perfectly captures how most people feel about meetings at the workplace. Communication, especially in the workplace, is essential. Its crucial to have everyone who is striving toward a common goal on the same page. Yes, technological advancements have given us many forms of communication email, instant messaging, text messages and phone calls. But all of those are somewhat impersonal and leave room for interpretation and miscommunication. Even with all the ways we communicate today, nothing beats in-person, face-to-face communication. Given the number of meetings, workplaces still understand the importance of this method of communication. However, the number of meetings held and scheduled can quickly become ridiculous. At some point, it starts to feel like people are scheduling meetings just to get together and gab for half an hour. How is anyone supposed to get any work done like that? In a clip posted on YouTube, a young woman hilariously demonstrates how the corporate world especially likes its meetings. Perhaps it makes people feel like they are doing something when they really arent? I dont know if thats the case, but maybe we should schedule a meeting to discuss it? The video shows the woman enduring one pointless meeting after another. Each one is more ridiculous and unnecessary than the one before it. She quickly grows weary of the endless meetings, leaving very little time to get any real work done. Hilariously, despite all the meetings that shes required to attend, the womans boss wants to know why she is struggling to complete her work on time. The next thing you know, companies will hold a meeting to discuss holding meetings. And Im guessing, sadly, there are already workplaces that do this. Proverbs 16:3 Put your works in the hands of the Lord, and your purposes will be made certain.

This funny breakdown of middle-child life is spot-on. In quick, rapid-fire succession, he mentions scenarios and situations that perfectly demonstrate how the middle child often gets treated growing up. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see what this woman says that will have you cracking up, and if youre a middle child, nodding in total agreement. Everyone has their fair share of struggles and problems growing up. Life is not always easy or even fair, in many cases. Those hoping and expecting a life free of problems or challenges will be severely disappointed. Most people quickly learn this lesson, often during childhood. Kids are not always the kindest people in the world. In fact, kids are often cruel to one another for seemingly no apparent reason other than they can be mean. But growing up can be even more difficult when youre a middle child. The middle child often gets overlooked. Sure, everyone remembers to include the oldest because they are the firstborn. The youngest child, the baby, is also considered in everything. But when it comes to the middle child, thats a completely different story. In a clip posted on YouTube, a woman imagines hysterical scenarios in which the middle child is forgotten. Her imaginary situations, statements, and replies are so hilarious and feel so real that she herself must be a middle child. Ive been Hey, you my whole life, she says. I asked my momma where my baby teeth were, and she said, They aint still in your mouth? she added. They asked me to take the family picture, she said. I said, Aint I in it? They said, Oh, well, you can be. I introduced myself to my own mee-maw last Thanksgiving, she said. She said, Nice to meet you. If youre a middle child, hopefully her jokes dont bring up bad memories. Still, middle children often seem to get the short end of the stick. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

A husband told his wife this, putting himself in a terrible situation. He began telling a story, and after the first couple of words, he immediately regretted it. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what this husband said that made him instantly wish he could take those words back and start all over. Marriage is complicated, and anyone who says otherwise is wrong, incredibly nave or isnt married. Its a relationship that requires constant, consistent effort and perseverance. Not every day in a marriage is going to be great. But if either party isnt willing to put in the work necessary, then that relationship is doomed to fail. Now, while its true that every marriage requires work, communication is also paramount. There is no way to have and maintain a relationship with someone without talking to them. When there is no communication, there is no relationship. It ceases to exist. However, communication is not always easy, especially in a marriage. Wires and messages can get crossed, and people can misunderstand one another, which will always lead to problems until they are sorted out. Also, the words someone says, particularly in a marriage, need to be taken into account. Most husbands have a way of saying things that gets them in trouble. Its at that point that a wife will ask their husband a question and regardless of what the husband says, its the wrong answer. That is exactly what happened in a YouTube clip. In the video, a husband starts recalling a trip to the gym. While at the gym, the husband states that he spotted a woman who looked exactly like his wife. It was at that point that his wife pounced, asking him a single question that cornered him. There was no right way for him to answer her question, and he knew it. Whatever he said would be incorrect. Every husband has been in a similar situation. Whatever he says is wrong and is going to end with him sleeping on the couch. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

Carol Burnett went to hilarious lengths to keep a small, cute secret. The comedic legend did what she had to hide someone in her house in this hysterical skit from The Carol Burnett Show. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see what Carol did to keep a dog hidden from her husband. Everyone loves dogs. How could they not? Even people who might not consider themselves big animal people are likely to still have a soft spot in their hearts for those cute, furry, four-legged critters. They are, after all, called mans best friend for a reason. As everyone can agree, dogs, and animals in general, make life a better, fuller and richer experience. Simply put: Everything is significantly improved whenever theres an animal around. Who could possibly argue against otherwise? While this is undoubtedly true, there are reasons why having a dog is not always possible. Perhaps, those reasons are financial, medical or something else entirely. In a clip posted on YouTube, Carol has brought home a pup who is in desperate need of medical attention, and the animal is one of the cutest little things youve ever seen. She is determined to nurse the little guy back to health. However, her kind and philanthropic plan is about to hit a significant barrier. Carols husband is terribly allergic to mans best friend. How is this ever going to work? This could never work, right? Carols husband begins repeatedly and forcefully sneezing even before he enters the house. But she is going to do what she can to hide the animal from her better half for as long as possible, and she goes to some pretty hysterical and absurd lengths to do so. At one point, which is arguably the funniest part of the entire skit, Carol becomes a vets patient, responding to the animal physicians every call and command. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

There is a hilarious and expensive reality that comes when buying anything at the airport. Getting ready to shell out some cash if you forget to pack anything ahead of your flight. Watch the short, but hysterical, clip that reminds travelers of this painful truth: everything at the airport is exceptionally overpriced. For many people, flying is not an enjoyable experience. When it comes to all the Transportation Security Administrations rules and regulations and the inefficiency that plagues nearly every single airline, flying is essentially one big headache. But what else are you going to do? Unfortunately, flying is typically the best and sometimes the only option to get from Point A to Point B. However, there is one more thing that makes air travel even worse. Its the fact that everything, and I do mean everything, is incredibly overpriced. When heading to the airport, lets not forget that your wallet will take a substantial hit if you suddenly realize you didnt pack this or that item. There is really no price gouging quite like that which is on display at our nations many airports. The only other kind that might come close is at the gas pump. In a clip posted on YouTube, a couple goes through an airport, picks up several items and comments on them, making sure to mention the price of each one. They do so with a smile on their face, but its clear they, just like you and I listening, are completely flabbergasted by how much the airport is charging for a bottle of water or a cup of coffee. Im going to grab us some waters, theyre only $10 bucks each, the man says. But they have like three full sips in here. I forgot to have a coffee at home, the woman adds. Should I grab one here for $15 bucks? Those are only two of the many examples of the over-the-top, extremely over-priced items each mentions. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Every parent can relate to this moms struggle to get answers from her child. She asked her little one a series of simple, straightforward questions, but the answers were a bit lacking. Watch the short, but hysterical clip to hear what this mother asked her child and the less-than-helpful answers she received. Children are not the best at making conversation. To carry on a conversation, there has to be give-and-take between the two parties. Typically, that means one person asks a question, and the other responds, elaborating and providing further information in order to fully answer the question. This process will repeat itself over the course of a conversation. Without both parties participating in this exchange, the conversation will eventually fizzle out. The person asking the questions will soon grow frustrated by the lack of answers and likely walk away, probably in a huff, wondering why they even tried to strike up a conversation with that person in the first place. Weve all been there, when someone is, for whatever reason, impossible to talk to, and its no fun. Parents are well aware of this, and this process is demonstrated in a hilarious clip posted on YouTube. A mom asks her toddler simple questions, and her child refuses to play along, giving her non-answers every single time. The woman, who plays both roles in the clip, asks her child what they would like to eat for lunch. That seems like an easy question, and she even provides two options. As you may have guessed, the child doesnt pick one of them; instead, they give an answer that likely no one saw coming. Hey, buddy, what do you want for lunch? she asks the toddler. A quesadilla or mac and cheese? Row, row, row your boat, the child responds. She asks again and gets a similar but different answer. This isnt the only question that receives insane, nonsensical responses. The child does not answer a single question sufficiently. But, as all parents know, this is to be expected from the little ones. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

This woman hilariously shows what happens when a new neighbor in the South has lots of questions. She hysterically shows that, yes, there is such a thing as a stupid question. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see what questions not to ask if you were to ever move to a small town in the South. Every part of the country has its own culture, its own way of doing things and living. Accents vary from region to region, and we may not even have different names for common, everyday items. Thats in no way unusual; that is incredibly normal. However, as with everything else thats new, there is an adjustment period. There is a learning curve. I mean, whenever you start a new job, you dont pick up everything on the first day, right? Thats often an overwhelming experience with all of this new stuff thrown at you at once. So, it would be nice if people gave you a little bit of grace and had some patience. But there are just some instances in which it is not possible, as a clip posted on YouTube hilariously shows. Particularly when people move to the South and have many questions about the culture and way of life, its best to keep most of those questions to yourself. She asked if the cows were just for aesthetic, the woman said. I said, No, maam, theyre dinner. By far, the funniest one mentioned in the short clip is how offended and flabbergasted she was by what her new neighbor called a familiar beverage. She said, Pop instead of Coke, the woman recalled. I needed a minute. They dont own a single LSU shirt, she said. Apparently, that one is an especially egregious error in the South. Im guessing it would be almost considered a sin not to have an LSU shirt when living in Louisiana. Romans 12:2 And let not your behavior be like that of this world, but be changed and made new in mind, so that by experience you may have knowledge of the good and pleasing and complete purpose of God.

Things got awkward in this hilarious John Crist skit. The popular comedian will have you cracking up as he plays a pastor unsure how to handle a request from one member of his church. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what the congregants request was and how he stuttered and stumbled his way to a solution. Being a pastor is a big job that comes with some pretty significant, critical responsibilities. A church can sink or grow exponentially depending on this one hire. The pastor is entrusted with keeping the church functioning, tending to the needs of the congregation, which can include anything and everything, as well as delivering the sermons on Sunday mornings. Arguably, the biggest component of a pastors job is dealing with people. A minister must be able to assist and navigate people's problems with great sensitivity and care. The pastor should be able to respond to requests that may be uncomfortable and put them in awkward situations. A pastor should give each congregants question or request, whatever it may be, the care and consideration it deserves. No one, including pastors, intentionally wants to hurt or upset anyone. In a clip posted on YouTube, John, playing the pastor of a church, receives a request from someone in his congregation. Its one that he never imagined that he would receive, and when he did hear it, he was clearly unprepared for it. He and the other church employee really had no idea how to proceed, making for a lot of laughs. In the skit, John is the pastor of a church with a whole host of Bible studies. There is a singles Bible study, a womens Bible study, and even one for people whose children have left home. Weve got them all, a church employee says. Well, as it turns out, thats not exactly true. One member of the church has requested that the church begin a Black Bible study. The look on Johns face when he hears this says it all. He has no idea how to respond, and the following conversation between him and the female church employee confirms it. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.